She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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