im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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