ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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