I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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