And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
