Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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