its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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