Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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