I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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