im drinking this country out of the recession.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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