Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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