i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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