Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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