I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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