Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
