hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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