Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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