Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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