Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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