your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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