So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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