I would go down on you faster than GM stock
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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