If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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