Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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