Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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