I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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