I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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