My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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