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say what?
wanna hang out?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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