Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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