You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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