He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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