Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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