quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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