girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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