trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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