Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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