He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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