my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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