I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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