How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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