How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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