lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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