Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
