so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
