her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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