Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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