I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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