You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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