you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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