'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I came so hard my ears popped.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
