I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
