I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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